Tis the Season for beautiful naughty gifts ...gifts to spice up your life and that special someone as well. I just received my Frederick's of Hollywood catalog, yum, yum I can't decide what to add to my Christmas list, I want it all!!! Nothing makes me feel sexier then decadent lingerie. Gentlemen if you don't know what to get for your special lady, take a look... there is something special for that sexy vixen, the bewitching beauties, or those sassy sex kittens. Happy Shopping!!!!!
In Bakersfield, California, anyone having intercourse with Satan must
use a condom. (An asbestos one we presume.)
In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while
hunting or fishing on your wedding day.
In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse
with a live fish. (Apparently it's OK for woman.)
No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic,
onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his
wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.
Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn't allowed
to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you --
or holding you in his arms.
Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between
members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown
--if they're nude.
In hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, every room is required to
have twin beds. And the beds must always be a minimum of two feet
apart when a couple rents a room for only one night. And it's illegal
to make love on the floor between the beds!
The owner of every hotel in Hastings, Nebraska, is required to
provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple,
even if they are married, may sleep together in the nude. Nor may
they have sex unless they are wearing one of these clean, white
cotton nightshirts.
An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from
having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in meat freezer!
A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called
master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.
In Romboch, Virginia, it is illegal to engage in sexual activity with
the lights on.
In Merryville, Missouri, women are prohibited from wearing corsets
because "the privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body
of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded
American male."
It's safe to make love while parked in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. Police
officers aren't allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any
suspicious officer who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up
from behind, honk his horn three times and wait approximately two
minutes before getting out of his car to investigate.
A law in Helena, Montana, mandates that a woman can't dance on a
table in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least three pounds, two
ounces of clothing. (Ouch! These pasties hurt!)
Anywhere in the U. S., it's illegal to use any live endangered
species, excepting insects, in public or private sexual displays,
shows or exhibits depicting cross-species sex. (Insectophiles
apparently were successful in their lobbying efforts.)
Lovers in Liberty Corner, New Jersey, should avoid satisfying their
lustful urges in a parked car. If the horn accidentally sounds while
they are frolicking behind the wheel, the couple can face a jail term.
In Carlsbad, New Mexico, it's legal for couples to have sex in a
parked vehicle during their lunch break from work, as long as the car
or van has drawn curtains to stop strangers from peeking in.
Women aren't allowed to wear patent-leather shoes in Cleveland, Ohio
- a man might see the reflection of something "he oughtn't!"
No woman may have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance within
the boundaries of Tremonton, Utah. If caught, the woman can be
charged with a sexual misdemeanor and "her name is to be published in
the local newspaper." The man isn't charged nor is his name revealed.
It is illegal for any member of the Nevada Legislature to conduct
official business wearing a penis costume while the legislature is in
session
An American is having breakfast, in Paris , one morning (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubblegum, sits down next to him. The American ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.
Frenchman: "You American folk eat the whole bread??"
American (in a bad mood): "Of course."
Frenchman: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In France , we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to the states." The Frenchman has a smirk on his face.
The American listens in silence.
The Frenchman persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"
American: "Of Course."
Frenchman: (cracking his bubblegum between his teeth and chuckling).
"We don't. In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam, and sell the jam to the states."
After a moment of silence, The American then asks: "Do you have sex in France ?"
Frenchman: "Why of course we do", he says with a big smirk.
American: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
Frenchman: "We throw them away, of course."
American: "We don't. In America , we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into bubblegum, and sell them to France ."
MMMMMMMMM, I do love this table, talk about erotic piece of furniture. I can actually see myself owning something like this. I am sure it would spark many different kinds of conversations.
This particular table was made by cabinet maker and artist Mario Philippona, in Berlin. Philippona is exhibiting wooden sculpture and furniture pieces inspired by the female body, with names like "TittyFrutti" attached. Philippona says that his passion for wood inspired him to create other pieces including:a wine-glass cupboard in the shape of a pair of large breasts, a table supported by legs moulded from a female model and a bedside drawer which opens by pressing a button in the piece's "vagina".Philippona said: "The shape of a woman, her organic architecture, combined with my passion for wood inspired me to sculpt these sexy designs."
If you want to read and see more of his work here is a link:
http://www.sexyfurniture.nl/enindex.html
Kind of funny what happened to me yesterday. I was driving and had to stop at a red light, I was not paying much attention to my surrounding, was kind of lost in my thoughts of things I needed to get done through the day.. then I looked up and I see this older guy kind of scruffy looking standing in front of my car his back facing me. I wondered why he was not crossing the street and just standing there...Well I did not to wondered too long when he pull his pants down and flashed me his white as a ghost butt..I could not help it but to laugh and laugh, I could never understand what makes some people want to exposed themselves, maybe he was waiting for me to rate his ghostly butt?
Not sure how many of you ladies have tried these products, but they are pretty good and specially come in handy as stocking stuffer for daughters and friends.
I bet you were wondering what is this post about by reading that tittle. Well last night I had this dream about being in some sort of strange house, opening cabinets seeing a large brown bag and hearing that noise as if something was struggling to get out...I new they were mice and I must say I am your typical scary cat when it comes to those creatures. Moving along the phone rings 3:00am a customer wanted to talk he said could not sleep so we talked for about 25 minutes, I go back to sleep and the darn dream continues, mice again this time I am outside with a man, we are going somewhere and we are struggling to move because of there is so much mud all around us. Later on I find myself again looking at that bag hearing the noise of the mice inside it, and next to the bag is a chicken..and of course now I wake up I can't help but to think what was all that about. Sometimes some dreams makes one wonder why they can be so vivid and what they really mean. So there I was this am looking up the meaning of those three things the mice, mud and chicken, and this is what I found: Chicken Easy available. They represent fortune in love, joy and happiness in all aspects of your life.
Mice They foretell domestic troubles and business affairs will assume a discouraging tone.
Mud Slanderous charges. Messy feelings. Family disturbances.
So I am guessing I should be prepared for things to come, or not, hahaha.
the following is some interesting info I found about dreams:
Did You Know?
• One third of our lives are spent sleeping.
• In your lifetime you will spend about six years of it dreaming. That is more than 2100 days spent in a different world.
• Everybody dreams. Just because you don’t remember your dreams it does not mean that you didn’t dream
• We dream an average of one or two hours every night and we often have four to seven dreams in one night
• Five minutes after the end of a dream, half the content is forgotten. After ten minutes, 99 percent is lost.
• If you are snoring then you cannot be dreaming.
• The word dream stems from the middle English word, ‘dreme’ which means joy and music
• Men tend to dream more about other men, while women dream equally about men and women.
• Research has shown that during REM sleep men experience erections and women experience vaginal blood flow no matter what the content of the dream. In fact, ‘wet dreams’ may not coincide with overtly sexual content.
• People who give up smoking have longer and more intense dreams
• Toddlers do not dream about themselves. They don’t appear in their own dreams until the age of four.
FROM PSYCHIC DREAMING BY CRAIG HAMILTON-PARKER
I love the fall, always have, makes me feel renewed and gives me that cozy feeling. I can spend hours walking in the park enjoying the color of the leaves, the crisp smell of the air. Falls gets my mind ready for the holidays that are just around the corner.
Lots of fresh produce for sale in the farm markets. Perfect weather for getting out and doing something, like taking a scenic drive or a trip. Spiced apple cider,
pecan pie, harvest wreaths on people's doors. The sight and smell of raked leaves. Watching the squirrels running around gathering nuts. Cooler nights perfect to enjoy a glass of wine with a friend or a special someone. It's just a great time of the year.
What is your favorite season?
Happiness is a state of the mind. The dictionary definition is "feelings of joy and pleasure mingled together”. A feeling of happiness is more than just an experience of joy or pleasure. It is a state of mind where the individual feels that “life is good”.
I think happiness is more like how many small positive things one can experience daily. The small pleasures, the happy incidences that are really worth so much more then a magnificent one.
Happiness is so deeply related to knowing and accepting who we are. I think we all need to really listen to our inner voice, and learn to detach ourselves from those thoughts that can cause suffering and pain. After all we can't count on anyone making us happy, it is all up to us, we have the key in our hands. To end my writing for today I will leave you with a short quote that I often think about when I am not feeling that happy.
Whoever is happy will make others happy, too.
by Mark Twain
I have decided to start this blog to keep in touch with friends and callers from keen. This blog will pretty much be about things going on in my life, interesting things I might come across or ideas and thoughts that I wish to share with others.
Most of my mornings start the same way, with a steaming cup of coffee, my comfortable pgs on, the computer on and my fingers searching for news articles, in-between my calls from my customers.
My blog is worth $5,080.86.
How much is your blog worth?
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