"Pantyhose Bandit"

Ok, is time to come clean and admit it ...who is the guilty person??? Dozens of pantyhose that have been left near a Milford school bus stop are causing sheer annoyance in the neighborhood.
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/07/23/national/main4285704.shtml?source=RSSattr=HOME_4285704

"I'm an Elite Chicken Farmer."

A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.

The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions."He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks,"What's your occupation?"

"I'm a Lady of the night," she says.

The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, "Let's try to rephrase that."

The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".
"Nope, that still won't work. Try again."

They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."

The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming
have to do with being a prostitute?"

"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."

"Chicken Farmer it is."