Sunday, February 3, 2008

The Pastor's Ass

Something else quite funny that will get your morning going with a smile, and has an added moral to the story, please read on and enjoy.


The pastor entered his donkey in a race and
it won.

The pastor was so pleased with the donkey
that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.


The local paper read:

PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.


The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day, the local paper headline read:

BISHOP
SCRATCHES
PASTOR'S
ASS.


This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey.

The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a
nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
the following headline the next day:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.



The bishop fainted.

He informed the nun that she would have to
get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read:

NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the bishop, so he
ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

The bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is . . . being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery ... even shorten your life.

So be yourself and enjoy life.

Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and
you'll be a lot happier and live longer!

Have a nice day!

6 comments:

Unknown said...

Excellent! I have seen quite a few jokes but this one is fresh.

Thanks for sharing!

Anonymous said...

I thought I was the only one to notice the Nun hada great ass...:)))

Unknown said...

Great joke! Good moral too.

Quad Rider said...

Great joke? c'mon that was the best! I'm still laughing. If I fall off my chair my ass is going to hurt. ack

Emoporer said...

I was already thinking of silly stuff from the moment i read the title. Haha, this kind of public opinion is worth worrying about. Haha!

BYE!

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Deimos Tel`Arin said...

Very nice joke. :)
Got me totally LOL-ing all the way! ;)

Somehow, this reminds me of my Darling.

In Chinese, we say that she has a very "Thin Ear" as in she very much minds what other people say about her, or about anything related to her. Thus she gets angry very easily over very trivial matters.

Perhaps I ought to show her this story. :D